Sam:
lol dean you have a dating profile and it says youre only interested in girls
Sam:
you sad closeted queer
Dean:
sammy shut up
Sam:
destiel 5eva you cant stop my otp
*5 hrs later*
Dean:
*gross sobbing* i just want him to love me back, you know?
Sam:
o.O what did i just get myself into
Sam:
this is my one true calling
*cut to Hannah and Cas*
Cas:
hello hannah- WTF WHY ARE YOU TAKING YOUR SHIRT OFF
Hannah:
bc this
Hannah:
*kisses Cas*
Cas:
ew get away from me you heterosexual freak i already rejected you
Hannah:
but the writers can't make this show too gay and we must uphold the stereotype of macho manly heterosexuals so you have to have sex with me to maintain your status as a male lead
Cas:
Cas:
Cas:
get ur boobs away from me
Hannah:
Hannah:
Dean:
GTF AWAY FROM MY BF
Dean:
HES MINE AND ONLY MINE
Dean:
*stabs hannah*
Dean:
*stares deep into the depths of cas's eyes*
Dean:
i love you bby be mine 4eva
Dean:
*kisses cas*
Dean:
*has sex with cas*
Dean:
but that doesn't mean i'm gay bc lol im totally straight haha
Sam:
*frustrated moose noises*
Cas:
why does this always happen to me